--* TERROTOURS

Located at 59 Diagon Alley, Terrortours advertises that they offer "action holidays for the wizard family with a sense of adventure!" Some of their tours include: Transylvanian castles for rent, with the host a guaranteed vampire a trip down the "Zombie Trail" where you can come "face to face with the living dead," a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle where you'll see the remains of ships that "didn't spot the monster." The small print at the bottom of the ad warns that "Terrortours accepts no responsibility for death or injury."